Quote from Soulmates on August 27, 2026, 7:52 pm

tbh, Target’s bullseye aisle is where my love life went to die. Last Sunday I grabbed the *wrong* vanilla candles (like, why do they have cinnamon AND pumpkin vodka scents?!), so now I’m home smelling like a failed fall ad campaign. My bestie swears my dating profile is “too chill” and I’m over here like, “No, I’m just allergic to men named Chad.” I went on a date last week that was *fine*—like, the bread basket was amazing—but by dessert he asked if I’d ever “coded a website” (???). Ugh, the audacity.

So ladies, what’s your “how did I end up here” dating story? And no, “I kissed a frog” doesn’t count unless there was *actual* magic involved. Drop the tea lol.